I’ve been very quiet for almost two weeks now and that’s because I’m up to something — hunting wabbits.
Just kidding. Like I would hunt rabbits. Those little hoppers wouldn’t satisfy my appetite unless I had about twenty dozen of them, buttered up like popcorn, which incidentally butter-drizzled rabbits are my favorite movie snack.
As I was saying, I’ve been up to something very … Canadian. I’ll fill you in someday when I can be sure I won’t be arrested for sharing it.
In the meantime … I don’t know anything about this:
All I’ll say is this: That Justin Bieber kid sure can run.