
Googlesaurus
by Rex on March 26, 2010 | Comments OffNorm informed me that today is Google Day here in Pittsburgh, and so I figured that means I’m supposed to Google stuff.
So I decided to Google dinosaurs, specifically I decided to Google “dinosaurs are the best” because I figured I would find some really great dinosaur fan sites maybe being run by some really great and cute babes.
However, I didn’t get past typing “dinosaurs are” before Google decided it knew what I might want to search for:
Dinosaurs are Jesus ponies?
Dinosaurs are dragons?!
Dinosaurs are a myth? Yeah, come here and I’ll show you all the pointy myths in my mythical mouth.
Norm walked into the room as I was sending a strongly worded email to every website that came up when I clicked on “dinosaurs are a hoax.”
Norm: Why are you banging on your keyboard so hard? And why have you destroyed my room again? Also, have you seen my calculator watch?
Rex: Hmph.
Norm: What are you doing? You’re not sending Chachi hate mail again are you?
Rex: It’s Google Day, you said, so I’m “Googling” and I discovered that Google is prejudiced against dinosaurs because as soon as you type the word “dinosaur” into the little box, it starts spewing lies at you. I mean, “JESUS PONIES?!”
Norm: Oh, relax. Try typing in “Barney is” and I think you’ll feel better.
What do you know? I DO feel better.
I’d rather be a mythical Jesus pony than a very real, very flammable antichrist.
Rawr.