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Rex

Weekend Learning

Guess who’s back?

Don’t tell Sally, but cute PodCamp babes have been tweeting about me all week. Which means PodCamp Pittsburgh is back and I’ll be spending the weekend surrounded by babes… oh and their nerd brigade. I keep hearing whispers about Geeksmus, whatever that is.

PodCamp Pittsburgh 5 would be really great if it were just me and the cute babes. I could impress them by eating a flock of sheep, or Chachi. You know show, them what an actual monstrous killer death lizard looks like.

I’m trying to be more enthusiastic about PodCamp especially after all the great tips from last year about maintaining my online identity and not tweeting my poop (which I’m still not sure I believe). I say that because all my sessions were rejected by the organizers, and by organizers I mean Norm. It’s called an UNCONFERENCE. So I’ve decided to declare my own session: The Art of Tossing Cars into the River Without Breaking a Sweat 101. I’m expecting it to be quite popular.


era: Cenozoic .
Rex

I AM WEARING LIPSTICK.

Of course I lost a bet!

Do you think a fearsome monstrous death lizard wakes up one morning and says, “Today looks like a good day for cross-dressing complete with thirteen inch stilettos?”

No, what happens is that a student brings me four goats and says, “Bet you can’t eat just one.”

The gambler in me takes the bet. The dinosaur in me loses the bet.

And this is what happens:

Is “haute couture” French for “mandibles of death” because that’s the only way that sentence makes any sense.

The only good thing about this lost bet? They’re piping Lady Gaga music out of my very severe shoulder pads.

Hey, even a fearsome predator like me can appreciate a little “Rawr rawr ah ah ah.”

Rawr.


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