It has been very muggy and humid here in Pittsburgh as of late and I don’t know if you know this, but what humidity does to curly hair (Sally is SUCH a whiner about that), has got nothing on what humidity does to dinosaur skin.
Humidity + sweat + dinosaur skin + random drops of carcass blood * 50,000 = P.U.
I decided to do Norm a favor and go take my semi-annual bath a few weeks early when I encountered THIS:
What have they done to my spa bathtub at the Point?! It is completely dry!
This needs to be fixed immediately because believe you me, I can live with the smell, but as for you humans, I apologize for the scent of putridity and rotting flesh that is currently permeating downtown Pittsburgh.
On the bright side, now you know what Alex Ovechkin smells like.
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