Late Pittsburgher Andy Warhol (just another one of the billions of people I have outlived) had a self-portrait sell for a whopping $32.6 million at auction at Southeby’s when famed fashion designer Tom Ford put it on the block.
It’s basically a giant painting of a skinny purple man with messy hair, and Norm informs me that as an official representative of a respected and reputable art school, I should have a better appreciation of iconic art and should not call it a “giant painting of a skinny purple man with messy hair.”
He gets particularly mad when I call the Mona Lisa “that ugly chick.”
Forget skinny and messy, here’s an even better painting that I will sell for the low low bargain basement price of $25 million.
Does anyone have Tom Ford’s number because I understand he has a giant blank space on his wall now.
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