
Going once …
by Rex on October 2, 2009 | Read the commentNorm sent me an email about this news story explaining an auction of prehistoric items and then he pointed out this picture of a woman standing in front of some prehistoric shark jaws and Norm wrote, “HA! You’d be like a little snack for that shark! Not so big and terrifying now are you?”
First, yeah, big jaws. Oooh, scary. Second, um, who is alive and ruling Pittsburgh and who is now a section of bones and teeth being sold to the highest bidder?
Right. I’ll await your apology, Norm. Write it on a piece of paper and stick it in the box of the Wii you’re going to buy me to show how sorry you really are.
In addition, also up for auction is my friend Samson who I haven’t seen in AGES. LITERAL AGES! I’m trying to convine AIP to adopt him, but at a $6 million price tag all they would say was, “BWAH-HAHAH!”
What does that mean in English?
Rawr.