
Mmmm. Sparkles.
by Rex on September 17, 2009Are you one of those girls (or boys) that can’t get enough of that sunshine-sparkling vampire Edward and his child-bride Bella?
I haven’t seen the movie or read the books, but everything I’ve heard about them tells me that I’d like to eat Edward.
I found this picture entitled “How Twilight Should’ve Ended”:
I believe personally that every movie could be improved exponentially if a dinosaur devoured the lead characters in the final moments of the film. For instance, An Officer and a Gentleman. Think about it! They walk out of the factory and “RAWR!”
Best movie ever!
Also, I bet vampires taste just like regular people, except a bit brooding-er, a hint moodier and a whole bunch sparkle-ier.
Yum.
Rawr.
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I cannot tell you how much I agree with this sentiment.
The dinosaur movie ending part, not the how vampires would taste part. They probably taste like bad jerky.
Comment by Rachel on September 18, 2009 @ 11:18 am