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Mmmm. Sparkles.

Are you one of those girls (or boys) that can’t get enough of that sunshine-sparkling vampire Edward and his child-bride Bella?

I haven’t seen the movie or read the books, but everything I’ve heard about them tells me that I’d like to eat Edward.

I found this picture entitled “How Twilight Should’ve Ended”:

I believe personally that every movie could be improved exponentially if a dinosaur devoured the lead characters in the final moments of the film.  For instance, An Officer and a Gentleman. Think about it!  They walk out of the factory and “RAWR!”

Best movie ever!

Also, I bet vampires taste just like regular people, except a bit brooding-er, a hint moodier and a whole bunch sparkle-ier.

Yum.

Rawr.


era: Cenozoic.

1 Comment

  1. I cannot tell you how much I agree with this sentiment.

    The dinosaur movie ending part, not the how vampires would taste part. They probably taste like bad jerky.


    Comment by Rachel on September 18, 2009 @ 11:18 am

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