Are you one of those girls (or boys) that can’t get enough of that sunshine-sparkling vampire Edward and his child-bride Bella?

I haven’t seen the movie or read the books, but everything I’ve heard about them tells me that I’d like to eat Edward.

I found this picture entitled “How Twilight Should’ve Ended”:

I believe personally that every movie could be improved exponentially if a dinosaur devoured the lead characters in the final moments of the film.  For instance, An Officer and a Gentleman. Think about it!  They walk out of the factory and “RAWR!”

Best movie ever!

Also, I bet vampires taste just like regular people, except a bit brooding-er, a hint moodier and a whole bunch sparkle-ier.

Yum.

Rawr.