
Uninvited.
by Rex on August 6, 2009I forgot to mention that Norm took a long weekend last week in order to go to a bachelor party for his friend.
I wasn’t invited.
But since when has that stopped me? Never. It didn’t stop me this time and it won’t stop me when I show up at the G-20 meeting just to spite the mayor and his ridiculous list of don’ts (Don’t #565: “Don’t put the moves on the President of France’s wife.” Come on, have you SEEN his wife?! Don’t tell Sally!).
Here’s a picture I managed to sneak into before Norm realized I had followed him to the super secret lame-o location.
Not Vegas. Not Atlantic City. Not even New York City.
THE FOREST?! What is this? A LARP bachelor party?
Are they going to act out Lord of the Rings? Are they going to don elvish costumes and say things like “Pip Pip, Merry!”?
I don’t know. I got the snot tranqed out of me before I could figure it out. But I do know this, I would make one butt-kicking Dark Lord Sauron.
Rawr.
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