You’ll remember that I talked to you about the Will Farrell movie coming out called Land of the Lost and we also discussed how magnificent the monstrous killer death lizard appears to be in the trailer.
There’s another current movie with a dinosaur and that movie is called a Night at the Museum: Battle at the Smithsonian.
I saw this post from Pittsburgh’s very own Annoyed Angel and I learned some things.
1. The dinosaur in the movie is named … wait for it … Rexy.
That’s one letter away from Rex, but also one letter away from Roxy, three letters away from icky and approximately 15 letters away from ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
2. If you go to McDonald’s and order a Happy Meal with your human kids, they will get their very own Rexy to play with.
You’ll notice that according to McDonald’s, a T-Rex’s feet are equal to the length of his body.
Clearly they hired “Dr.” Matt Lamanna as their scientific adviser when they designed Rexy.
3. Rexy comes with a trading card that informs us that Rexy is like a puppy dog that likes to wag his tail and play fetch.
The only thing a REAL monstrous killer death lizard likes to fetch is dead meat and the last time I wagged my tail I knocked down 40 vendor carts at the Three Rivers Arts Festival. I couldn’t help it. My tail gets waggy when I smell gyros.
4. The pièce de résistance (translated to English that’s “piece of resistance”) though is the video of Rexy walking.
You must watch it so that you too can experience the stumbling, bumbling, drunken gait.
In other words, exactly how I walk those first moments after Norm tranqs me.
As for Annoyed Angel, she asks what I would like her to do with Rexy.
I did Rock, Bamm-Bamm, Pebbles, spear, axe! with Norm to decide, and I won.
I hope you have an axe.