
Okay/Not Okay: Rex does math.
by Rex on April 29, 2009Let’s take a look at more dinosaur t-shirts that are approved by Monstrous Killer Death Lizard Rex!
OKAY:
Look how fierce that is! If I ever see you wearing this shirt, I’ll know that there’s a human that knows the proper respect for a monstrous killer death lizard. And I probably won’t eat you because of it. This shirt is like body armor for you humans.
Here’s another okay shirt:
I could do without there being a stegosaurus on the shirt (stegosauruses are dweebs, in case you’re wondering), but otherwise, it’s a perfectly okay shirt. Thanks to Paul in AIP’s accounting office for finding this one.
NOT OKAY:
No, no, no.
There’s a certain math to these things. Human + dog + leash = happy dog. Human + cat + leash = funny. Dogs > cats. Cat + dinosaur = ptewie! = yucky taste. Humans < dinosaurs. Human + dinosaur + leash = dead human.
That’s MY math, at least.
You will never ever ever see a human leading a dinosaur by a leash. Ever. Unless the human has promised the dinosaur a six pack of allosauruses for its cooperation, then maybe you’ll see a dinosaur on a leash. Allosauruses are hard to come by these days.
And here’s one that is REALLY not okay:
Here’s some more math for you: Designer + design with a t-rex holding toilet paper and trying to figure out how to reach his bum using his tiny little arms = designer with roll of toilet paper shoved in mouth by offended monstrous killer death lizard.
Rawr!
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Of course one does not lead a T-Rex.
One RIDES a T-Rex.
Geeze.
Comment by Rachel on April 29, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
Rachel,
I have to admit something. Your comment made me laugh. Or “LOL” as you kids say.
But then I realized you are implying it is perfectly fine to attempt to saddle and ride a T-Rex.
I’m going to let this slide because I bet you’re cute.
Don’t tell Sally!!
Rawr.
Comment by Rex on April 29, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
Okay/Not Okay?
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Comment by Walter on April 29, 2009 @ 10:44 pm