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Rex

Ur children r stoopid.

I’m going to get to my St. Patrick’s Day Parade recap today.  Promise.  It’s going to be awesome.  Elmo is involved.

In the meantime …

I have a kind heart — a heart as big as a large dog, mind you — and that kind heart has a soft spot for human children.

They’re so cute and honest and lovable and yummy.  Relax.  I’m not going to eat your children.  I can eat 500 pounds of meat in one bite.  Do you really think I want your M ‘n M-sized runt?  Also, they’re slow.  There’s no challenge in the chase.

As I was saying, they’re cute and honest and lovable.  Look at these adorable letters to God some kids wrote.

Here’s my favorite.

I agree!  Dennis smells.  Send him somewhere else.  Cute kids.

But then I saw this one:

I don’t know who this “Jonathan” person is but first of all his spelling is atrocious.  Dinasor? Is George Bush teaching your children how to spell?  And if extinct was even a word, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be spelled like that.  Second of all, I’ve read letters from boll weevils with better grammar than that.  And third of all, Jonathan is a stupidhead and I bet he smells.

Rawr.


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1 Comment

  1. This was my first time on this site as I didn’t know it existed before. Very cool! And funny. :)


    Comment by James on March 17, 2009 @ 4:11 pm

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