Ritualistic Ceremony

Tonight I’m preparing myself and my apt for a group of men to decend upon Pittsburgh and initiate a ritualistc ceremony celebrating ones life ending life begining crossover known as matrimony. Since we aren’t going to vegas I technically can talk about what happens but I have a strict policy on these types of ventures – no cameras and no Facebook. So you’ll have to instead feast your eyes on this photo of a fish I caught on Kelly’s Island this year.

Ok who am I kidding here are the details. First we are going to go down to Pittsburgh’s Sex and the City bar. Give the lucky guy a real taste of women before he takes the plunge. Followed by a return to the house where we can whittle away the hours doing guy things; making fire, eating meat, working in the garage, watching sports. Early the next moring we’ll take the crew out to some soccer games at Dick’s fields north of Cranberry. Give everyone a real dose of what we can expect in marraige. If we haven’t given him cold feet yet we’ll resort to some sort of phisical torture until it is determined that he is another man down.

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