Pun Fun

So an email went out today with the following sentence and started a chain reaction of bad puns. Enjoy.

The Holiday Marketplace committee is looking to borrow as many artificial trees as possible to spruce up our event (do you love the pun?).

Without needling you, I find the pun to be sappy!

This makes me pine for more humor in our email…

That’s why I’m leafing the humor up to all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wooden’t try it either; each new pun is acornier one than the last!

What’s everybody barkin’ about????

The root of the request relates to your “cone”tribution.

Maybe we should branch out a little, this is getting to be a little mulch…

If you work in an office I’m sure you’ll find these amusing.

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